You wake up, check the traps you set yesterday, and find:
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Portland, Oregon is occupied territory. It was invaded years ago by a non-native species of political animal from back east who took over our political and cultural institutions in order to try out their utopian socialist dreams on our great state. This blog will chronicle the insurgency that is trying to free Oregon from the occupiers' grip by shining a bright light on their most egregious schemes.
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Careful Rob. Those kids protesting outside of Ungar Furs will show up at your place!
Dinner's ready!
Less fun than my dad's method:
Uncover mound.
Grab can of beer and a lawn chair.
Grab twelve-guage.
Wait.
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Wow... All the time I spent down there I never saw one of those. Yeesh they are UGLY.
Murderer;-)
He's not ugly. He's a miracle of evolution. Check out those diggin' feet.
Ah, a Townsend's. Usually, their runs are less than a foot down. What sort of trap did you use? I've had good luck in the past with the noose setup, although I have had some luck as well with the method described by OG.
Oh, sorry - upon closer view, it appears that your trap is in the photo. Never had any luck with that type.
XMen: Origins of Shrewman.
He led a peaceful life, digging beneath the earth, until a human dug him up, hoisted him into the sunlight, took his picture and exposed his humiliation to a worldwide audience.
Now he's out for payback.
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