Wednesday, May 06, 2009

'Hey dude, your fly is down, and your pants are unbuttoned!

It just gets wierder. Portland style.

So it turns out, when Sam Adams crashed into the Subaru, pushed it across a curbed garden bed and into another car, then continued spinning the car's wheels for another 75 feet, he got out of the car and was told by the first witness on the scene:

"Hey dude, your fly is down, and your pants are unbuttoned."

Why is the mayor of Portland driving around town with his pants down?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sung to the tune of "Hey Jude?"

Hamilton Burger said...

Maybe he was J@9#ing off.